Ok. Here's the thing.
Remember how I was going to get toned and super slim by Sunday because I'm going to a wedding? Um yea.... about that.
Has definitely not happened. Maybe because my well-meaning husband keeps me supplied with vanilla cream soda. Maybe because I send him to Dairy Queen for chocolate cookie dough Blizzards a few too many nights a week. Whatever the reason, major FAIL.
Party or no party, this is getting out of hand. So I joined this website to help me keep track of what I eat every day to make sure I stay within a calorie limit. It asks for your height, weight, age, and activity level to calculate what your intake should be in order to lose 2 pounds per week. Guess what mine was?
That can't be right! Can it?
Alright, calm down, I can do this.
"Welcome! What have you eaten today?" It asks. Well, that's a bit forward for our first meeting, but whatever, I'll put it in. I mean, I'm having coffee for breakfast so I'm already ahead of the game, right? I'll just type in my brand of coffee creamer here, and enter....
"You have 887 calories remaining for today." Um yea, it's 8am.
I can hear the mocking in its voice.