Things I like about my new job:
1. I get a phone, all to myself. It's a very fancy business-ish phone. Like what Business Barbie would have on her desk. If there was a Business Barbie. I can use it to call anyone I want. I like to push the buttons on it. Makes me feel very grown-up and important. The problem is that I don't really need to call anyone. Except my grandma. Don't get me wrong, I love talking to my grandma. It's just that, I can't really think of how to work special words into the conversation. Like.... Client. Associate. TPS reports. Discussing potty-training a three-year-old on my very button-y business phone would just not work. And anyway nobody would call me while I was already on the phone so that I could put the other person on hold and push more buttons. *sigh*
2. I have two gigantor monitors on my desk. When I emailed my dad to tell him about this, here's what he sent back:
But seriously, I have two big computer screens right next to each other. And if I move the mouse pointer thingie across one screen, it will continue on to the other screen. I mean, whoa.
3. I have my own office.
Ok that's not really true.
I have my own cubicle. All to myself. I'm going to put a plant in it. And a box of kleenex. Oh and maybe a candy dish for when my co-workers want to stop by and gossip about the...
You know what, never mind. Juuust kidding.. ehehe.
4. My chair has wheels.
5. There's free coffee. AND the vending machine has slices of Hersheys pie. Ok actually, that's going on the list of things I don't like about my new job. Right below "A block away from Taco Bell."