Ok, so imagine this dress:
With this headband:
I can't stand it.
The dress is just... I mean come on, it has GIANT SAILBOATS on it. But it also has a 26" waist. I have a terrible idea for cutting off the bodice and letting out a few gathers and turning it into a skirt instead, but I just don't think I could bring myself to hack up that dress. Raise your hand if you think I can lose 4 inches in 4 weeks? Come on people have a little faith. If I bought the dress, it would be my motivation to lose the 4 inches, right? Right? And if I reach my goal, I get the headband as a reward. Right? RIGHT??
Too bad I just got the most expensive speeding ticket in the history of the world yesterday.
Anyone want to be my sponsor? ;)